There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pur whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he’s in there.Tumblr (3.0; @ozsbluebird)http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4746b41890991fb51141411efab1de3/tumblr_mm1aeuwd4j1rom2yeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/51054002548http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/51054002548Wed, 22 May 2013 02:15:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbba05fa6c71203dc446760b7219ea31/tumblr_mms73q7U9E1r9x13lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50629027861http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50629027861Thu, 16 May 2013 23:37:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/101ddf748dc71061ead985e903b20292/tumblr_mmt9daWscy1qbtxv8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79c084180cb4f8b95980f57d6d1f4d7b/tumblr_mmt9daWscy1qbtxv8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50477901929/tickingtimebomb">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosalarian.tumblr.com/post/50452207989/tickingtimebomb">rosalarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.</p> </blockquote> <p>Boom.</p> </blockquote>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50628395883http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50628395883Thu, 16 May 2013 23:28:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/610b4f17e059a01fe16388aad7743a77/tumblr_mmgdw2nMM81qbz1b3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d1c9d7f56d6494e1c2387188d79e133/tumblr_mmgdw2nMM81qbz1b3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautilation.tumblr.com/post/49892971804">beautilation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.”</em> - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene</p> </blockquote>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50627171637http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50627171637Thu, 16 May 2013 23:11:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9182226aa1f6a9e249900f8bc60173d4/tumblr_ml6rzyrSfW1s9quago1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50627070738http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50627070738Thu, 16 May 2013 23:09:42 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O95DBxnXiSo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reedisonspeed.tumblr.com/post/50483171805/always-and-forever-analbeads-amberlaree-join">reedisonspeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://always-and-forever-analbeads.tumblr.com/post/50481488475/amberlaree-join-the-movement-this-guy-is">always-and-forever-analbeads</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amberlaree.tumblr.com/post/50480612743/join-the-movement-this-guy-is-brilliant-enjoy">amberlaree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Join the Movement…THIS GUY IS BRILLIANT!</p> <p>Enjoy!</p> </blockquote> <p>“<span>In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.”</span></p> <div class="clear"></div> </blockquote> <p>I fucking love this</p> </blockquote>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50626856841http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/50626856841Thu, 16 May 2013 23:06:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60d6f6aaa7f8a9c051d283c86f2d079e/tumblr_mmek4ag6uP1rhc3cao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9660384d0db8135a2232d05033a38872/tumblr_mmek4ag6uP1rhc3cao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49903108936http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49903108936Tue, 07 May 2013 22:13:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6718f80af9a2241a8856c60693ec4c50/tumblr_mll66eUVZu1qdbdyqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9728569936273da3cbe8dbf83cbd9719/tumblr_mll66eUVZu1qdbdyqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-game-of-romance-and-winchester.tumblr.com/post/48494878540/so-let-me-tell-you-about-the-shittiest-parent-on">a-game-of-romance-and-winchester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.</p> <p>I work at a grocery store and this<span> man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”.  So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.</span></p> <p><span>I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not </span><strong>masculine or gender specific </strong><span>they won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their </span><strong>happiness. </strong><span>Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the </span><strong>fine arts</strong><span> anymore because it doesn’t have job </span>security<span>. Since when did it ever matter to a </span><strong>child </strong><span>if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child </span><strong><span>happy. Have some fucking consideration for your </span>child’s<span> wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals. </span></strong></p> </blockquote>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902857379http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902857379Tue, 07 May 2013 22:10:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b197426301be241139c5005b75ea7d0/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2d20fb4af60d54da9db065c834b422a/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7226cf6cc886fa5fa31070dcb600a28c/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6d7a3d1bdc7495eeb7b4ae262bdf2e0/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/800ea15bd370dbfef6de7743bac68369/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5daba0958441abdfd81a8d8959eda2f6/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/770ec701d54ccbee952aa4afa05ed2cd/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22e2db0fd469a3511f8c5ae21a73dc8f/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6942e87294075f73914836d17b71e4b6/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52a116108bf06b414e5711072e7d5387/tumblr_mftcvxsdHz1qas1mto6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902575805http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902575805Tue, 07 May 2013 22:07:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mboxedqNFx1qdd9aho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902447611http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902447611Tue, 07 May 2013 22:05:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjt67JGWp1qe6xbjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902375585http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49902375585Tue, 07 May 2013 22:04:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d15ebc3e0fde8fe60291d48cb1708c3a/tumblr_mldm1fy6qg1qhhddwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901853113http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901853113Tue, 07 May 2013 21:58:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45b5b972e489a63e8215898a65f12922/tumblr_mm9c7qJQu21rqy6sqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901287326http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901287326Tue, 07 May 2013 21:52:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15c78ade7a4c5ceb0e07be175422e66f/tumblr_mlu2xxWgSG1rtla8to1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901272974http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901272974Tue, 07 May 2013 21:51:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/131e5c658047500ccd0328333fb1c207/tumblr_mm92nk0jEX1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://your-idea-of-paradise.tumblr.com/post/49616221499/omg">your-idea-of-paradise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMG</p> </blockquote>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901231454http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49901231454Tue, 07 May 2013 21:51:22 -0400floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in*  *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR...http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49827913746http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49827913746Mon, 06 May 2013 22:59:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee6bc6b00d3d2de342f1469ea53fd438/tumblr_mmco7aT2hb1qeeudgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49792245702http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49792245702Mon, 06 May 2013 15:40:25 -0400lagio: pizzaforpresident: It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics...http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49792139493http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49792139493Mon, 06 May 2013 15:38:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf4b8c196a17d666fc5430afc2dd7b1e/tumblr_mjmicikDkR1qktszao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49739690137http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49739690137Sun, 05 May 2013 21:48:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjyelsczX1qbih6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49739485697http://ozsbluebird.tumblr.com/post/49739485697Sun, 05 May 2013 21:46:05 -0400